Two or three years ago, Tony Alamo
appeared at a local church. He was going to tell
us what the secret of life was, I think, but
years earlier, John Fairweather had told me a story
with a one-word answer: it started with an "F".
So I didn't go to hear Tony Alamo.
Funny thing! Tony Alamo was just sentenced
to 175 years in prison for coercing five young
girls to be his wives; really young girls!
This morning I went to a memorial service.
A very old preacher concluded the service
by reciting a patchwork quilt of Bible verses--
the kind that inspired us to recognize our wretchedness--
and then singing two verses of "Jesus loves me,
this I know", in several keys, all at once.
This afternoon Dan and Mari coerced me
into seeing the movie, "A Serious Man",
by the Coen brothers. That was uplifting!
So now I am settling down for some serious drinking.
If the doorbell rings, I am not going to answer it.
appeared at a local church. He was going to tell
us what the secret of life was, I think, but
years earlier, John Fairweather had told me a story
with a one-word answer: it started with an "F".
So I didn't go to hear Tony Alamo.
Funny thing! Tony Alamo was just sentenced
to 175 years in prison for coercing five young
girls to be his wives; really young girls!
This morning I went to a memorial service.
A very old preacher concluded the service
by reciting a patchwork quilt of Bible verses--
the kind that inspired us to recognize our wretchedness--
and then singing two verses of "Jesus loves me,
this I know", in several keys, all at once.
This afternoon Dan and Mari coerced me
into seeing the movie, "A Serious Man",
by the Coen brothers. That was uplifting!
So now I am settling down for some serious drinking.
If the doorbell rings, I am not going to answer it.
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