One of our neighbors is moving
after about fifty years. Another neighbor--
another "founder" of this good corner of Eagan--
hosted a gathering to send them off
to a one-story house about ten miles away.
I met the Gotts for the first time.
He is the guy who rides around on a motor scooter
with a Samoyed dog sitting in front of him.
He has a sign by his driveway that says, "Gott's Acre".
I am smooth, so I asked him
why he called it a cemetery.
"It's German, you know," he said.
"It means "God".
I said I knew: "God's field. A cemetery."
God Gott said, "Huh?"
I am not only smooth. I am erudite.
I taught him all about Søren Kierkegaard,
whose name also means cemetery.
That conversation, and a little exchange
with another neighbor who did not mind
living next to a cemetery,
but who had severe reservations
about people with brown skin led to
a discussion about who was really dumb and ugly,
and that's how the vase was broken.
Bud and Mardell said they could not stay
for all the festivities in their honor;
and said they had to get packing.
Tom and Mary helped me out, and said
they hoped I could find my way home safely.
____________________________________
This may not be precisely what happened at the party,
but things could have worked out this way,
had everything gone differently, and I not have been so smooth.
after about fifty years. Another neighbor--
another "founder" of this good corner of Eagan--
hosted a gathering to send them off
to a one-story house about ten miles away.
I met the Gotts for the first time.
He is the guy who rides around on a motor scooter
with a Samoyed dog sitting in front of him.
He has a sign by his driveway that says, "Gott's Acre".
I am smooth, so I asked him
why he called it a cemetery.
"It's German, you know," he said.
"It means "God".
I said I knew: "God's field. A cemetery."
I am not only smooth. I am erudite.
I taught him all about Søren Kierkegaard,
whose name also means cemetery.
That conversation, and a little exchange
with another neighbor who did not mind
living next to a cemetery,
but who had severe reservations
about people with brown skin led to
a discussion about who was really dumb and ugly,
and that's how the vase was broken.
Bud and Mardell said they could not stay
for all the festivities in their honor;
and said they had to get packing.
Tom and Mary helped me out, and said
they hoped I could find my way home safely.
____________________________________
This may not be precisely what happened at the party,
but things could have worked out this way,
had everything gone differently, and I not have been so smooth.
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