A lovable duck |
Mari had a fender-bender.
I had a frame-bender.
We rented a car, for temporary transportation.
Yesterday the brakes in Mari's car went out: a hole in a vacuum line. Tow job. New hose.
Today the battery in the rental car was dead.
I bought a jumper cable, but it was so short I had to drive
over a cactus to get within jumper-range.
And now--Now!--I am paying bills; just ordinary bills.
Do not speak to me about all things working together for good
for those who love the Lord! The Lord never had to deal with
short jumper cables. Never paid a bill in his life, on line.
Although he might have been married, according to the news.
(Anyway, all jumper cables are too short.
Jumper cables that are long enough are called
trunk transmission lines.)
And worse than that--worse than that!--the temporary referees
who stole--I say, stole a game from the Packers and gave it to
the Mariners--have taken a poll among themselves and declared that
Mitt Romney is ahead of Barack Obama by a score of 14-12!
Stan has something to do with this. He always does.
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