Patti is here from Minneapolis,
purportedly to help Mari ease into
the ordinaries of Life Beyond a Gall Bladder but,
so far as I can determine, the two of them
are on a secret mission to restore
the English language to a position
of pre-eminence in our culture.
We will never achieve national greatness again
until, as Sarah Palin reminds us,
we start to talk American again.
Since we do live in the Sonoran Desert,
I thought it only a kindness to impress
upon Nurse Patti that there be snakes,
so today Buzzard landed across the street
and stayed for lunch.
but Mari and Patti
said they are not
particularly hungry.
Buzzard ate alone.
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