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Best Not Noticed Among Friends

"If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times:  don't exaggerate!"

That isn't what this post is about, except that is has to do with the way we use language, or how language reveals how we think.  What has been intriguing me lately is the growing habit of saying everything twice, or repeating the same idea with different words.  For example:  "When the barrage comes, it comes in bunches."  I rather imagine.  A barrage of one is such a lonely thing, by itself.

Here is a list of recent examples:

"for each respective team"
"both teams have only one timeout, each"
"there is this sort of, like. . ."
"retweet it out"
"but lying about the same, exact. . ."
"then elevate up"
"He's very good at parceing these arguments apart"
"and lied, over and over and over again"

And then there are just curiosities:

"A man who, everything he touches, turns to gold."
(I suppose that is something like, "a man who turns everything he touches into gold.")
"They are a freshman because they have to learn." (How to be a freshman.  Or many.)
"We can make this house, literally, into a cat's meow."
(There seems to be a trend to make "literally" mean . . .  what?  Just an emphasis?  I have always wanted to live in a cat carrier.)
"It's gotta be somewhat indisputable."  (Or maybe beyond dispute.)
"It's hard to understate how bad this is."
"wrap you head around . . ."  (Why learning is hard to do.)
"At this moment in time"  (Do you mean, now?"

One of my other favorites is, "I have to be honest!"  (There is a person who has seriously considered not being honest!)



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