Another Toyota Recall

Carola Häggkvist is her real name. She is usually just called, "Carola". (I suppose there is an obvious reason for that.) She is beautiful, and is a very popular singer in Scandinavia.

Carola is also a religious nut. She says she was not at all surprised by the earthquake in Haita where 200,000 people were killed. It says, right in the Bible, that such things are a sign that the end of the world is near. That is what Carola (not to be confused with a Toyota) believes.

It makes sense, doesn't it? As our very own religious nut, Pat Robertson, said, the people of Haiti brought it on themselves when they made a pact with the devil, and threw off French colonial slavery, and became the first nation in the hemisphere to free itself of slavery. That is what happens if you hate being a slave, and throw out the French, and live on top of an earthquake. God, who was remarkably patient during the slave trade, finally had enough of Haitian Uppityness, and gave them a sign that the end is near. In fact, he gave them about 200,000 signs.

Even lovely Carola could see that. God is good, and God is patient, but sin is sin!

I think that Corola needs to be recalled for repairs to her head.
She should take her husband with her. He is a preacher, too.

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