Speaking Non-Ecologically

Style! Either you have it, or you don't. I don't.

I tried to look up "bracelets for men" online,
and the answers made it plain that I am out of it,
and probably always have been. Arm kandi?

My bracelet is green, and it says that if you give me
the wrong anesthetic, or let me onto an airplane,
my right eye will detonate and cause the plane to go down.
Something like that. Maybe not the detonation part.

The doctor told me the bubble in my eye was slow-acting,
by which he meant that it would be slow to go away,
but I am satisfied. In return, my eye will return to
its preoperative state, which is as a daylight detector.

The bubble has outlasted the plastic arm band,
so now I sport a homemade wool yarn segment
on my charm bracelet, which mystifies all those people
who assume I am supporting a cause, or maybe
am announcing some kind of a hunk proclivity.
I'm not. I'm just an ordinary old guy with an air bubble
in his head. Not just any kind of bubble.
Mine is a very slow-acting air bubble head.

"I understand!" people say.

The band is green (speaking non-ecologically).

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