"Ther'll be flies on me
and flies on you,
but there ain't no flies
on Jesus."
We here, at our house
are outside the fly-free zone.
I left two brats on the stove
a bit beyond the browning stage
and the smoke alarm went off.
We opened the doors and windows
and ordered an inadequate fan
to blow into the teeth
of the west wind,
and the flies came eddying in.
It is Christmas Eve Day
and Mari keeps muttering
something about no flies
on Jesus, or his whereabouts.
"No flies on Jesus"
is probably an apocryphal hymn,
something like being
"Under the Spout where the Glory
Comes Out", and wanting to be
"A Jesus Cowboy in the Holy Ghost Corral",
but our flies are real, and evil.
But I am a believer,
and I believe
that my chances of getting
a Christmas present, this year,
have narrowed.
and flies on you,
but there ain't no flies
on Jesus."
We here, at our house
are outside the fly-free zone.
I left two brats on the stove
a bit beyond the browning stage
and the smoke alarm went off.
We opened the doors and windows
and ordered an inadequate fan
to blow into the teeth
of the west wind,
and the flies came eddying in.
It is Christmas Eve Day
and Mari keeps muttering
something about no flies
on Jesus, or his whereabouts.
"No flies on Jesus"
is probably an apocryphal hymn,
something like being
"Under the Spout where the Glory
Comes Out", and wanting to be
"A Jesus Cowboy in the Holy Ghost Corral",
but our flies are real, and evil.
But I am a believer,
and I believe
that my chances of getting
a Christmas present, this year,
have narrowed.
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