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The Difficulty of Explaining Things to Women

115 of the Cardinals of the Catholic Church are still under eighty years of age, to they are eligible to vote for a new pope.  They were last seen sprinting for the Sistine Chapel where they will consult with God and each other, and elect a new Prince of the Church on Earth.

One can only hope they continue to move with alacrity. They have a lot of work to do.  They cannot afford to fiddle while Rome burns.

For instance, while the Cardinals have been gathering strength to do the work set before them, women everywhere have been taking advantage of their bowed heads and folded hands to foment revolution against the Divine Scheme of Things:  that is to say, women have been getting uppity.

At the United Nation, the Commission on the Status of Women has been trying to agree on a way to say that violence against women has to end.  Well, everybody agrees to that, don't they?  Almost.  Not quite.  More or less.  Or, they could agree if they were not trying to say that religion, and custom, and tradition cannot be used as an excuse not to do something about violence against women.

Now, it is not my place to say so, but why cannot women understand that it is not violence if it is religious custom, or if it is tradition, or the custom to keep women in their place?  First you have to get their attention, and then you have to explain tradition and custom and religion to them!  I suppose that getting their attention in the first place is the hard part, because religion and custom and tradition are pretty clear.  I suppose that is where the violence comes in:  just trying to get their attention so that you can explain to them what the Bible says, and all that.

Women know that there just might be a breakthrough point, here, while the Cardinals are sitting in the Sistine Chapel consulting with God and each other.  So they are pushing the issue at the United Nations.  The U.N., of course!  Pushy, pushy, pushy!

Delegates at the United Nations say there are three groups that are the obstacle to getting an agreement: Russia, Iran, and the Catholic Church.  In Iran, of course, it is the attitude of Islamic religion that is the problem.  And in Russia, it is probably the Islamic provinces that are the problem.  But in the Catholic Church, there are no Islamic provinces.  There are just those old men, some of whom are under eighty.  But they aren't paying attention, right now.  They have all those class-action law suits to worry about, and the cost of red slippers, and a lot of things.  But if they are alert, they will make it a quick election, and get back to work.

Broad shoulders!  A clear focus on what is right!  The One, True, Holy and Catholic Church has a lot of work to do!

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