Everybody loves a good war. As Mort Sahl said during the Vietnam War, "It's a dirty, rotten little war, but it's the only war we've got, so we ought to be grateful."
I am in war against a rabbit. A real rabbit. Not one of those Easter bunny rabbits, but a genuine, wild, "red in tooth and claw" rabbit: the kind that attacked Jimmy Carter when Jimmy was in a rowboat. Jimmy beat the beast back with an oar. I use a coated hardware cloth.
Last winter--if I may be so brash as to call it that in Tucson--in a fit of frost and glacial outreach, some of the plants in our yard froze their appendages. I trimmed the plants back, sure and certain that the root systems and stems would send out new branches. They have: small, tender, flavorful leaves and stems. The rabbits found them. Actually, I think there is only one rabbit, or perhaps a pair. I am not conversant with rabbit distinctions and unique markings or gender indications.
This is not my first war. I have warred against squirrels in trees and bird feeders, against ground squirrels in subterranean lawn pueblos, against starlings, and pack rats and grackles. I am a war-making machine!
The problem I have is always the same: those critters are just trying to make a living. It isn't easy. The rabbits in our front yard are hungry and thirsty. They look good to the coyotes that cruise on by, and the coyotes have their own problems.
It is not a war I really want to win. I want a kind of truce, I guess. It would be awful to starve the rabbit, even if the long-terms rabbit someday meets a bobcat. No self-respecting bobcat wants a weak wobbly wabbit.
Maybe most wars are like that. I can rest easy with a war against polio, or smallpox, but I don't think most wars are worth waging. I am a child of my time: I have built a fence around our front-yard plants, such as we have between here and Mexico, but that reminds me too much of a former neighbor who had aluminum fences around her saguaros, to defend them against the sun. It was an ugly solution.
I am in war against a rabbit. A real rabbit. Not one of those Easter bunny rabbits, but a genuine, wild, "red in tooth and claw" rabbit: the kind that attacked Jimmy Carter when Jimmy was in a rowboat. Jimmy beat the beast back with an oar. I use a coated hardware cloth.
Last winter--if I may be so brash as to call it that in Tucson--in a fit of frost and glacial outreach, some of the plants in our yard froze their appendages. I trimmed the plants back, sure and certain that the root systems and stems would send out new branches. They have: small, tender, flavorful leaves and stems. The rabbits found them. Actually, I think there is only one rabbit, or perhaps a pair. I am not conversant with rabbit distinctions and unique markings or gender indications.
This is not my first war. I have warred against squirrels in trees and bird feeders, against ground squirrels in subterranean lawn pueblos, against starlings, and pack rats and grackles. I am a war-making machine!
The problem I have is always the same: those critters are just trying to make a living. It isn't easy. The rabbits in our front yard are hungry and thirsty. They look good to the coyotes that cruise on by, and the coyotes have their own problems.
It is not a war I really want to win. I want a kind of truce, I guess. It would be awful to starve the rabbit, even if the long-terms rabbit someday meets a bobcat. No self-respecting bobcat wants a weak wobbly wabbit.
Maybe most wars are like that. I can rest easy with a war against polio, or smallpox, but I don't think most wars are worth waging. I am a child of my time: I have built a fence around our front-yard plants, such as we have between here and Mexico, but that reminds me too much of a former neighbor who had aluminum fences around her saguaros, to defend them against the sun. It was an ugly solution.
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