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Through a Glass Darkly

I wish I knew what was going on in that bear's head, other than lunch.  I know what Daniel was thinking, and I am sorry to say that he had not found the first--the really first--philosophical bear.

He might have found--I am sorry to say--one of the ordinary emergency room surgeons from Kodiak Island.

About five years ago, the perverts who run a zoo in Minnesota decided to give their Grizzly bears a 500 pound pumpkin as a kind of Halloween treat.  It took the bears ten minutes to demonstrate that emergency surgery could not save the pumpkin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYjO3QHUEmY

I am no expert on Grizzly facial expressions, but I am as serene as Daniel is pretending to be in saying that bear is giving a much more profound meaning then the sainted Paul of Tarsus did to the phrase, "seeing through a glass darkly".  

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