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Toys-R-Him

I believe, not only that age is catching up with me,
but that it passed me by, and that is it, far ahead.
I will tell you why:  Jao is having his fourth birthday,
and we took him to the toy store to choose a present.

I have never been so tired in my life.

Toys-R-Him

That's the bin, all right!

Ahh, out of stock!

Maybe.

Posture, or pregnant?

Isn't this fun?

Round and round we went.

Not a stick shift!
No GPS!

Improvised Explosive Device

Store Security Guards

This place is a zoo!  Look at those customers!

Can you see me now?

Is that you?
Is it your birthday, too?



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  1. UnknownMarch 18, 2016 at 10:47 AM

    Sooooo? Did he get the goggles with antennae? If so, hope you got a set for Mari and yourself too...

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  2. Conrad RøyksundMarch 18, 2016 at 2:08 PM

    No goggles. Not for anyone. I got blinders and ear plugs. Mari got tired. Jao got to blow out his candles four times.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 18, 2016 at 10:09 PM

    A fantastic day for Jao, a tiring day for you and your wife--but priceless for all! But you probably did have to open your wallet for his choice! Wonderful times!

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    1. Conrad RøyksundMarch 18, 2016 at 11:01 PM

      Yes. The little critter is fun, but he has ignored our advice that he should drop out of school and get a job somewhere; earn his way.

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