Cooper thinks he is a big dog.
He keeps boasting about the size of his paws.
Boasting aside, the vet assures us
that his small paws are appropriate
to the amended state of his . . .
to his amended state.
We have a big beautiful wall
between us the herds of javelinas
who pass this way more than daily:
the big beautiful wall--truth be told--
is not really a wall, at all. It is a fence,
but it keeps the javelinas out.
It cannot keep bobcats out,
nor coyotes, but Cooper does not know that.
He charges to the wall, threatening
to escalate hostilities to a nuclear point.
I have tried to explain to him
that there is more than one way
to get past a wall, or a fence,
but he won't listen. He says
he is a bright dog, a very bright dog,
the brightest dog in his class,
that he is a graduate of the best
obedience and business-trick school,
and that we could not believe
how big his paws really are, really.
This morning, coyote drifted past
the bird feeder: one never knows
whether the fat Gambels quail are paying attention,
or whether the new javelina piglets might stray
in the confusion a coyote can create, just being a coyote.
Cooper charged to the fence, yelping
that the coyote should go back to where he came from,
which confused coyote no end, since
this is where he has been making a living
for as long as he can remember.
I guess Cooper figures a fence will change everything.
And it might, but not the way Cooper thinks.
If he thinks, at all.
Sometimes it is hard to know.
It is not really a dog-eat-dog world.
The dog is a late-comer.
Javelina and coyote were here first,
and truth be told, they are bigger. And hungrier.
He keeps boasting about the size of his paws.
Boasting aside, the vet assures us
that his small paws are appropriate
to the amended state of his . . .
to his amended state.
We have a big beautiful wall
between us the herds of javelinas
who pass this way more than daily:
the big beautiful wall--truth be told--
is not really a wall, at all. It is a fence,
but it keeps the javelinas out.
It cannot keep bobcats out,
nor coyotes, but Cooper does not know that.
He charges to the wall, threatening
to escalate hostilities to a nuclear point.
I have tried to explain to him
that there is more than one way
to get past a wall, or a fence,
but he won't listen. He says
he is a bright dog, a very bright dog,
the brightest dog in his class,
that he is a graduate of the best
obedience and business-trick school,
and that we could not believe
how big his paws really are, really.
This morning, coyote drifted past
the bird feeder: one never knows
whether the fat Gambels quail are paying attention,
or whether the new javelina piglets might stray
in the confusion a coyote can create, just being a coyote.
Cooper charged to the fence, yelping
that the coyote should go back to where he came from,
which confused coyote no end, since
this is where he has been making a living
for as long as he can remember.
I guess Cooper figures a fence will change everything.
And it might, but not the way Cooper thinks.
If he thinks, at all.
Sometimes it is hard to know.
It is not really a dog-eat-dog world.
The dog is a late-comer.
Javelina and coyote were here first,
and truth be told, they are bigger. And hungrier.
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