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Toys-B-Them

"I think, therefore I am confused."
 Jao was born on the Ides of March, pretty much.

"Ides", to the Romans, came on the 15th of March, May, July, and October, and on the 13th of other months.  Jao was five years old just after this Ides of March,  and, as five-year-old-Romans are wont to do, wanted to go to Toys-R-Us.

Toys-B-Them it was!

He was particularly grown-up about it, understanding that he could not take the whole store home, nor even a whole aisle, thus rationing himself by doing a reluctant sort for what matters most in life.

Alter Ego
He tested his choices on Gran-Mari.  Mari has become inured to monsters, little-by-little.  God knows she has had enough training at home, in her weekly sessions of "Let's Pretend" with the same Master Monster.

"Don't mess with Grandma!"
Wishful Thinking
Even monsters have a sweet tooth; even an unsatisfied sweet tooth, from time-to-time.  Grandpa--or Papa--was out of quarters, as it may have happened, and Gran-Mari was being occasionally stern and steadfast, now that the government is going soft on regulations and food for kids and meals on wheels.

But five-year-olds can display unusual maturity,
or perhaps it is inevitability, or even long-term determination.  There is always the Ides of April to look forward to.





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