Carl Paladino, the Republican senatorial nominee from New York,
says he has difficulty deciding whether being gay is a choice.
That shouldn't be too tough.
When did Carl Paladino decide
to become a heterosexual?
Probably about the same time he decided
to become of Italian descent. Back when
God handed out brains. And urges.
Why am I fussing about that?
I am trying to decide when I chose
not to be tall, dark, and handsome.
(Oh, I know better than that!
Being tall, dark, and handsome
is inherited: you catch it from your kids.
And I was inoculated, early on.)
says he has difficulty deciding whether being gay is a choice.
That shouldn't be too tough.
When did Carl Paladino decide
to become a heterosexual?
Probably about the same time he decided
to become of Italian descent. Back when
God handed out brains. And urges.
Why am I fussing about that?
I am trying to decide when I chose
not to be tall, dark, and handsome.
(Oh, I know better than that!
Being tall, dark, and handsome
is inherited: you catch it from your kids.
And I was inoculated, early on.)
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