"Jesus was short and had long arms"

After coffee at the Nokomis Beach Coffee Cafe, Mari and I decided to check out Minnehaha Creek and the Lake level, and first thing you know, we found ourselves at The Turtle Bread Company.

A rather stout woman, at the next table was wearing a shirt that caused me to remember something else. Her T-shirt read, "Property of Jesus".

I remembered that when Luther College built an auditorium for musical and theatrical performances, and for large convocations, they explained that it would also be used for daily chapel services, and for its student congregation on Sundays. They called it, The Center for Faith and Life: the CFL.

Zealous types argued that the large, more-horizontal-than-vertical building should have a cross on top, just like a church. The architect hesitated, but finally relented, and soon the CFL had an architecturally compatible cross up on top. The same zeal has turned every church door and window in the country into an opportunity for a cross, with cruciform door handles and window latches.

John Sieber, on his way to daily chapel in the newly adorned center, studied the cross and said: "Well, we know now that Jesus was short and had long arms."

This morning I learned that Jesus was XXL.

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