A non-representative group of right wing Iowans met last night to choose a new leader for the nation. There was the flip-flopper who invented Obama care and disavowed it, the guy who wants to bomb Iran, the guy who wrote racist newsletters and said he didn't, a frequently married lobbyist, a woman who cannot figure out what a fact is, and a guy from Texas who sounded like he was running for a church council.
The people of Iowa chose almost all of them. It was embarrassing. Half of the candidates and all of the voters seemed to think that they were in church, and that a government of, by, and for the people was a very bad idea. It was like trying to decide whether the next Pope should be a Republican or an auto Mechanic.
I recalled that once, in California, I rang a doorbell and asked the woman who came to the door if they attended the church down the street. "Oh, no!", she replied. "We are Republicans!" The Iowa Republican caucuses seemed to be something like that. The candidates were opposed to abortion, gay marriage, health care, birth control and Mormons. Jesus was coming again, and they all wanted to be President when it happened.
Maybe, I thought, people really are limited liability corporations. Limited, anyway.
The people of Iowa chose almost all of them. It was embarrassing. Half of the candidates and all of the voters seemed to think that they were in church, and that a government of, by, and for the people was a very bad idea. It was like trying to decide whether the next Pope should be a Republican or an auto Mechanic.
I recalled that once, in California, I rang a doorbell and asked the woman who came to the door if they attended the church down the street. "Oh, no!", she replied. "We are Republicans!" The Iowa Republican caucuses seemed to be something like that. The candidates were opposed to abortion, gay marriage, health care, birth control and Mormons. Jesus was coming again, and they all wanted to be President when it happened.
Maybe, I thought, people really are limited liability corporations. Limited, anyway.
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