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God's Angle on Black Jerseys

I love that woman!

The Angle of God, Sharron, is a woman of conviction!

As you know, God himself picked Sharron
to run against Harry Reid, out in Nevada.
Jesus helped her with the re-design of her web site.
Harry doesn't have a chance, unless there is more sin
in Sin City than God and his Angle have estimated.

Now we have learned that The Angle of God
once participated in a protest against Tonopah High School's
football team.  The Muckers--that's the football team--
whose win-loss record was something of an embarrassment,
thought, quite logically and scientifically, that changing
the colors of their jerseys might reverse their fortunes.
So away with the old red and white!  They chose black!

Evil is as evil looks!

Bill Roberts, writing for the Pahrump Valley Times--
that's the paper that covers the Muckers-- . . . .  (Sorry!)

We have to pause here for a moment and wonder
what the Tonopah High School cheers were like:
"Go, you Muckers!", or maybe. . . .  (No, I can't do it!)

Anyway, Bill Roberts reports that it wasn't just a matter
of the Muckers turning away from the old red and white,
but of mucking around with something sacrilegious,
something like cozying up to the devil, and all his works and ways.

"I cannot quote scripture as they did to justify their point but the gist of their argument was that black as a color was thoroughly evil, invoking the supernatural and especially the devil.  Whichever argument prevailed, school administrators caved in and prohibited the Muckers from wearing the black apparel."

The Angle of God won a seat on the school board, 
but says she cannot remember her part in warding off 
the evil of those ungodly and wicked black jerseys.

Tonopah High School authorities locked up those demonic jerseys,
and refused to compensate the Muckers for their sacreligious shirts.

In a time in our history when one is tempted to wonder
whether it is possible for political discourse and argument
to be more inane and stupid than some of the things said daily
on Fox News by Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck, and by
Rush Limbaugh and Dr. Laura and 40% of the Senate,
it is a comfort to know that God's Angle on things can be heard,
and not just heard, but standing up for godliness and
red-and-white jerseys and other things that aren't Black.


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