Mari is right.
If our medical plans not only refused to pay for Viagra,
but added a penalty charge just for asking your doctor
if Viagra is right for you, most of our problems
with women's health care provisions would go away.
And most Sunday sermons would be kinder, too;
less aggressive, less Just-War theory and all that,
and shorter. Everything would be shorter.
All of us would save some money.
Callista could wipe that blank stare from her face.
The whole Muslim world would limit men to one wife,
and matching pairs of cast-iron bathtubs would go on sale.
One might call it, "thinking of something besides the box".
And what is _his?
t
That's a low-t.
If our medical plans not only refused to pay for Viagra,
but added a penalty charge just for asking your doctor
if Viagra is right for you, most of our problems
with women's health care provisions would go away.
And most Sunday sermons would be kinder, too;
less aggressive, less Just-War theory and all that,
and shorter. Everything would be shorter.
All of us would save some money.
Callista could wipe that blank stare from her face.
The whole Muslim world would limit men to one wife,
and matching pairs of cast-iron bathtubs would go on sale.
One might call it, "thinking of something besides the box".
And what is _his?
t
That's a low-t.
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