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License to Kill

We don't have people here in the Upper Midwest:  we have folks.

Our legislature says it want to protect the good folks of Minnesota.  Here is how they propose to do it (by a margin of two-to-one):  They propose to allow the good folks of Minnesota to use deadly force, anywhere they are, to protect themselves.  Let us be plain about this!  They propose that if you are armed, and you feel threatened, you can shoot the S.O.B.  At the Sunday School picnic.  From your boat.  At the park.  At your quilting bee.

How is that for Minnesota Nice?  Don't roll down your car window and shout!  Make sure all of your fingers are pointing downward, in unison!  "We just want the good folks of Minnesota to be able to protect themselves!" the advocates of the bill say.  It might be shrewd, though, to know that some of the good folks of Minnesota are armed, and insecure.  Feel threatened, even.

That is a license to kill!

The good folks in our legislature have lost their minds!

Whoa!  Whoa!  I didn't mean that!  I meant just that somebody is going to get killed!  I am not threatening even the reputation of the good folks in the legislature.  Oh, shoot!  No, I mean, Oh, darn!  


No, I meant this is madness.

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