Choose between Newt or Mitt?
That is like being asked to choose between
holding your nose or to stop thinking.
No matter what you say
Mitt agrees with you,
but not with himself.
I will bet that Mitt will win in Florida tonight, and probably win the nomination.
I will also bet that most Republicans wish they had a different choice.
Not Santorum: he is a religious zealot.
Not Ron Paul: he isn't even a Republican. He is a libertarian zealot.
What is missing is a believable
and responsible Republican alternative.
What we have is a dog fight.
The primaries remind me of a proposal
for a national defense system
made in the early seventies:
huge medieval catapults on our borders
loaded with green cow shit.
Newt and Mitt are testing the system
by aiming at each other.
Their aims are good, but it looks bad, and smells bad.
Neither Mitt nor Newt calls to mind
a positive proposal for our future.
It isn't even a choice between the lesser of two evils.
There are two lessers.
Maybe we have to think of this primary season
as a way to spread fertilizer.
That would explain the odor.
That is like being asked to choose between
holding your nose or to stop thinking.
Opening the window
doesn't make Newt smell better:
it makes the whole house smell like Newt.
No matter what you say
Mitt agrees with you,
but not with himself.
I will bet that Mitt will win in Florida tonight, and probably win the nomination.
I will also bet that most Republicans wish they had a different choice.
Not Santorum: he is a religious zealot.
Not Ron Paul: he isn't even a Republican. He is a libertarian zealot.
What is missing is a believable
and responsible Republican alternative.
What we have is a dog fight.
The Tea Party Irregulars hate government,
and now they want to run it.
You know how that works.
They would rather shut government down
than pay the bills they ran up.
The primaries remind me of a proposal
for a national defense system
made in the early seventies:
huge medieval catapults on our borders
loaded with green cow shit.
Newt and Mitt are testing the system
by aiming at each other.
Their aims are good, but it looks bad, and smells bad.
Neither Mitt nor Newt calls to mind
a positive proposal for our future.
It isn't even a choice between the lesser of two evils.
There are two lessers.
Maybe we have to think of this primary season
as a way to spread fertilizer.
That would explain the odor.
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