Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back,
you've got something.
I've had one child.
My husband wants to have another.
I'd like to watch him have another.
Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga
produced in this country. The rest is thrown out.
What makes us so bitter against the people who outwit us
is that they think themselves cleverer than we are.
Just because you've beaten a sorcerer
doesn't mean you've beaten a sorcerer.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Men rarely, if ever, dream up a god superior to themselves.
Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Never say you know a man
until you have divided an
inheritance with him.
A conservative is a person who believes
that nothing should be done for the first time.
You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back,
you've got something.
I've had one child.
My husband wants to have another.
I'd like to watch him have another.
Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga
produced in this country. The rest is thrown out.
What makes us so bitter against the people who outwit us
is that they think themselves cleverer than we are.
Just because you've beaten a sorcerer
doesn't mean you've beaten a sorcerer.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Men rarely, if ever, dream up a god superior to themselves.
Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Never say you know a man
until you have divided an
inheritance with him.
A conservative is a person who believes
that nothing should be done for the first time.
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