A man should be greater than some of his parts.
In a museum i Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus;
one when he was a boy, and one when he was a man.
--Mark Twain
A cynic is a man with a stolen lantern
searching for an honest man.
Faith is the quality that enables you
to eat blackberry jam on a picnic
without looking to see whether the seeds move.
Writing is not hard.
Just get paper and pencil, sit down,
and write as it occurs to you.
The writing is easy.
Its the occurring that's hard.
--Stephen Leacock
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
All buses heading in the opposite direction
drive off the face of the earth and never return.
Democrate make plans and then do something else.
Republican follow the plans made
by the last generation of Democrats.
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for
smiles at the sight of an elephant's rear end.
In a museum i Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus;
one when he was a boy, and one when he was a man.
--Mark Twain
A cynic is a man with a stolen lantern
searching for an honest man.
Faith is the quality that enables you
to eat blackberry jam on a picnic
without looking to see whether the seeds move.
Writing is not hard.
Just get paper and pencil, sit down,
and write as it occurs to you.
The writing is easy.
Its the occurring that's hard.
--Stephen Leacock
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
All buses heading in the opposite direction
drive off the face of the earth and never return.
Democrate make plans and then do something else.
Republican follow the plans made
by the last generation of Democrats.
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for
smiles at the sight of an elephant's rear end.
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