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$19,000.000. Who would have guessed?

I just thought I should explain to you 
why I may be quitting my day job, 
and moving to somewhere warm.


By the most inexplicable of coincidences, 
a gentleman in Sumatra, Indonesia, who has 
the very same name as I, has died and left behind
$19 million dollars.  


Oh, wow!  Wow!  What do you suppose the odds are
that there has been another Conrad Røyksund, in Sumatra,
and that he died of a heart attack because all the members
of his family died together in a tsunami disaster 
on the itch December 2004?


My own guess is about 19,000,000 to 1.  


I do not have the details yet from Esq Thong Kim Wong,
or is that Esq Echoing Kim Wong, or is that Bar Chong 
Kim Wong Chambers, but I will guess that all I have to do
is to send him, or them, a bank deposit number so that they
can stuff all that money into my personal account, if I will 
just send what little I do have to show good faith
and to cover some relatively minor expenses, given the
magnitude of grief caused by the whole family having died,
leaving me the only possible heir in the whole world,
given the indubitable fact that I have a very rare name.


This is, of course, hard to believe, but I am appending, here,
the whole email message that is making my retirement 
possible.  I am in a generous mood, as you can well understand,
so if you could empty your own bank accounts and send 
it all to me, I will share much of my own good fortune with you. 


As soon as I can.  Probably.  After I move south.  
__________________________________________________________

Barr Chong Kim Wong Chambers


I am Esq Echoing Kim Wong an attorney at law..A deceased client of mine,
that shares the same name with you,died as a result of a heart-related
condition in March Ethel 2007 .Leaving behind a deposit valued at $19
million dollars,his heart condition was due to the death of all the members
of his family in the tsunami disaster on the itch December 2004 in Sumatra
Indonesia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protects
you from any breach of the law,you can also contact me on my private
EMAIL: barrchongkim22@hotmail.com.

Best Regards,
Esq Thong Kim Wong
________________________________________________________________

I may have to move overseas to avoid taxes.  What do you think?

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