I guess Barack Obama is still President, or actually our President, since it appears he was born in Hawaii of a mother and a father. Donald Trump says he wasn't, but Donald has gone away to comb his hair. He did so want to become President, or if not that, at least own his own public relations agency!
Mike Huckabee says he would rather keep his day job and pay for his new house in Florida: The Huckabee Towers. Haley Barbour decided not to go down the tubes.
Who do the Republican have? Michele Bachmann. She was born in Iowa, so she might do as well there as she has done in Anoka, Minnesota. Ron Paul. Rick Santorum. Tim Pawlenty has been doing his best to appear as muscular as Arnold Schwarzenegger (who was not born in Hawaii), but Arnold just announced he flexed his muscle once too often, and has a . . . that he diddled a former . . . that Maria Shriver is leaving him for. . . .
Anyway, Tiny Tim does not project . . . ah, forget it! There is Mitt Romney, of course. He is actually not running for President, but against himself. There is that guy in Indiana, but his wife hasn't given him permission, yet.
Jon Huntsman says he wants to become President, but--I quote--". . . . the fact that Huntsman is seen as a relatively reasonable candidate is still said to be working against him." [The State; War Room @ Salon]
I guess that is about all we need to know.
Mike Huckabee says he would rather keep his day job and pay for his new house in Florida: The Huckabee Towers. Haley Barbour decided not to go down the tubes.
Who do the Republican have? Michele Bachmann. She was born in Iowa, so she might do as well there as she has done in Anoka, Minnesota. Ron Paul. Rick Santorum. Tim Pawlenty has been doing his best to appear as muscular as Arnold Schwarzenegger (who was not born in Hawaii), but Arnold just announced he flexed his muscle once too often, and has a . . . that he diddled a former . . . that Maria Shriver is leaving him for. . . .
Anyway, Tiny Tim does not project . . . ah, forget it! There is Mitt Romney, of course. He is actually not running for President, but against himself. There is that guy in Indiana, but his wife hasn't given him permission, yet.
Jon Huntsman says he wants to become President, but--I quote--". . . . the fact that Huntsman is seen as a relatively reasonable candidate is still said to be working against him." [The State; War Room @ Salon]
I guess that is about all we need to know.
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